Saturday, February 7, 2009

Say It Ain't So, A-Roid!

The Idol of American Yoout.

Once a cheat, always a cheat.

Could you trust this guy for anything when he was cheating on his wife? Now it comes out he'd been injecting performance-enhancing drugs into his ass (along with Raffy, Gonzo and Pudge) while a Texas Ranger in 2003--the year he won the AL MVP.

The New York press, as you'd imagine, is jumping all over this. "Caught Looking: The Yankees Should Have Let A-Rod Go When They Had The Chance," the Post headline screams. "A-Roid!"

Never trusted him before, don't now, won't in the future.

A-Fraud. Pay-Fraud.

How about: Play-Fraud?

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